31 Hilarious Pakalu Papito Tweets From The Legendary Indian Gas Station Clerk Himself

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Jun 5, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

Pakalu Papito has to be one our favorite Twitter novelty accounts ever. If you haven't yet had the joy of scrolling through his account, he's an Indian gas station clerk who tweets hilarious things about his ex-wife, his camel and the single life.

Click here to view more of his ridiculous Twitter antics straight from the source!

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  • 01
    pakalu papito - Funny tweet that reads, "Why have abs when u can have kebabs"
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  • 02
    Funny tweet that reads, "Tag a friend who's pretty cool and tag another friend who's an idiot but don't tell them which is which"
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  • 03
    Funny tweet that reads, "Don't worry password, im insecure too"
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  • 04
    Funny tweet that reads, "Netflix and by yourself"
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  • 05
    Funny tweet that reads, "Hello Twitter i am single"
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  • 06
    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito Follow @PakaluPapitio when i die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his taxi. 8:09 AM -7 Apr 2018 308 Retweets 1,634 Likes Li308 1.6K
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  • 07
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito *does 1 sit up* *checks for abs* 29/05/2015 03:35
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  • 08
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito never stop pushing urself. Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough. Y stop there? Y not 9? 10? Strive for greatness. 4:06 am 15 Apr 15 31.3K RETWEETS 26.3K FAVORITES
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  • 09
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito i feel like i'm already tired tomorrow MI PLACE RETWEET 12.743 7.692 04:17-8 nov 2015 Source: ziamasf
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  • 10
    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito Follow @PakaluPapitio with great power comes great electricity bill 1:24 PM 18 Apr 2019 439 Retweets 1,723 Likes L 439 12 1.7K Tweet your reply
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  • 11
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito Dec 10 how to seduce me: deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account dont talk to me L13K 89 29K
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  • 12
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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  • 13
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito life is soup, i am fork
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  • 14
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito later is the best time to do anything 2016-02-22 6:31 AM 6,056 RETWEETS 5,556 LIKES
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  • 15
    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito @PakaluPapitio Following current relationship update: pakalu is sleeping diagonally on a queen size bed 9:41 AM 12 Apr 2019
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  • 16
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito STARECAT.COM | the problem with rich people is that i am not one
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    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito Follow @PakaluPapitio i just want my followers to know that somebody cares. not me, but somebody does. 6:08 AM 10 Apr 2018 491 Retweets 2,013 Likes ti 491 2.0K
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    funny tweet - Text - +Q pakalu papito @pakalupapito sometimes I use big words I dont lways fully understand in an effort to nake myself sound more photosynthesis 6:31 am 29 Apr 15 4,461 RETWEETS 5,855 FAVORITES
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    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito if u ever need nothing im here for u RETWEETS FAVORITES 5,063 5,177 6:42 PM-14 Jun 2015
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    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito are there any medium rappers? theyre always big or lil 9:01pm 28 May 15 3,865 RETWEETS 5,885 FAVORITES This man is on to something
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  • 21
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito I live for two reasons. 1. I was born. 2.I haven't died yet.
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  • 22
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito i need a hug and six months of sleep RETWEETS LIKES 6,337 7,645 3:31 AM - 16 Mar 2016
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  • 23
    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito @PakaluPapitio Following 2nd wife say she left me because I have "revenge issues"? we'll see about that.
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  • 24
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito that awkward moment between birth and death 2/2/16, 4:37 AM 4,173 RETWEETS 4,755 LIKES
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  • 25
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them
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  • 26
    funny tweet - Text - 18s gymmemesofficial pakalu papito @pakalupapito perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer The King has spoken
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  • 27
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
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  • 28
    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito Foll i don't need alcohol to make bad decisions RETWEETS LIKES 7,503 7,619 3:31 AM - 18 Mar 2016
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    funny tweet - Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body im not gonna do it but can u imagine April 24 3,085 RETWEETS 3,591 FAVOURITES
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  • 30
    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito Follow @PakaluPapitio hate it when you gain 1 stone in weight for a movie role then remember you're not an actor. 12:26 PM 16 Oct 2018 142 Retweets 926 Likes L142 926
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  • 31
    funny tweet - Text - Pakalu Papito Follow @PakaluPapitio stop destroying the earth, it's where i keep all my stuff. 11:51 AM 9 Apr 2018 370 Retweets 1,570 Likes ti 370 1.6K
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